"The Beast" David Cromwell's Journal

Ben? I could kill you for this.
1) Favorite hobby? Kicking ass. Seriously. I *can* kick your ass. Let's not pretend otherwise. Also, I restore/repair motorcycles.

2) Have you ever done drugs? I've been in various biker gangs since I was 15. You tell me.

3) What are your three favorite movies?
    1. Raiders of The Lost Ark
    2. Death Race 2000
    3. A Nightmare on Elm Street

4) What possessions of yours could you never live without? My motorcycle. It's as much a part of me as my organs.

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Do I look like a guy who goes to the doctor's often?

6) What do you think of hot dogs? Give me a good burger any day.

7) Favorite song? Kid Rock - "American Bad Ass" Just makes me wanna kick someone's ass, you know?

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Beer.

9) Are you a virgin? If so, what's the farthest you've gone? Not that chicks are exactly lining up around the block for me, but obviously I've had some fun in my day.

10) Do you have any piercings? ...have you ever SEEN me? Nose, septum, ears, tongue, eyebrow...

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My nose ring. Hurt like a bitch, but it was worth it.

12) Do you like blue cheese? Salads are for pussies.

13) Ever been in a car wreck? Been in my fair share of scrapes on my bike, yeah.

14) Do you have ADD? ...what the hell is ADD?

15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself? Why hate myself when there's so many people in the world worth giving that hate to?

16) Middle name? Christian. Yeah, go ahead. Laugh. Get it out of your system.

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment..
   1. The mini-army is coming together well.
   2. We're almost ready.
   3. I really can't wait to kill some vampires, demons, and lawyers.

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday
   What am I, a mallrat? I didn't buy anything yesterday

20) Current worry? That I might not come back from the big fight. I don't fear death, but I always wanted to be in love at least ONCE before I died.

21) Current hate right now? A certain psychotic slayer who hurt my nephew's girlfr... I was just informed to say 'someone my nephew cares about'.

22.) Who are your five all-time favorite bands/performers?
   1. Slayer
   2. Mercyful Fate
   3. Deicide
   4. Pantera
   5. Napalm Death

23) How did you bring in the New Year? In a drunken bar brawl in Philly.

24) Do you play an instrument or sing? Neither. What I lack in musical ability I make up for in the ability to tear people apart.

24a) If so, who are your five most influential singers/performers on said instrument?

25) Who would you say are your two best friends? Can't say I really have any of those. Who'd really want to hang out with a guy who looks like he's going to break everyone around in half? Probably the closest thing to a friend I have outside of my family is Lexi Wilson. She's a good kid.

26) Do you own slippers? ...are you fucking kidding me? Hell no.

27) What shirt are you wearing? None, right now. Yeah, go ahead and scrub that horrifying image out of your head. I'll wait.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Never have.

29) Can you whistle? Hell yeah. As many irritated strippers can surely attest to.

30) If you could own three things you've always wanted, what would they be?
    Nothing material. Just some peace and happiness for my family, a nice girl for myself, and a good homecooked meal now and again.

31) Would you be a pirate? Much more fun being a werewolf biker.

32) What songs do you sing in the shower? I've never sang in the shower, not even once.

33) Favorite girl's name? Probably Ashley. First and only girl I ever thought I was falling for.

34) Favorite boy's name? Am I gay? Like I fucking care about boy's names.

35) What's in your pocket? A switchblade, twenty dollars, and a pair of brass knucks.

36) Last thing that made you laugh? You asking me my favorite boy's name, like I'm a girl in 8th grade or something.

37) Best bed sheets as a child? Oh my god. Is this survey fucking serious? I'm going to kill Ben for sending me this.

38) Worst injury you've ever had? Had half the bones in the right side of my body broken in a gang fight against some demons a few years back. Definitely hurt like a bitch, even with the accelerated healing.

39) Do you love where you live? Other than my family, I don't love a goddamn thing.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house? One.

41) Who is your loudest friend? Let me tell you once I get some.

42) How many dogs do you have? As Ben said, I *am* a dog. Why would I have one?

43) What is your favorite TV show? Don't really watch TV. Love watching football though.

44) Do you have any tattoos? I have more tats than I do bare skin anymore.

45) What is your favorite book? The Collected Works of Lord Byron. What, I can't have fucking layers?

46) What is your favorite candy? Big League Chew. Not technically candy, but since I gave up chewing tobacco, its been a godsend.

47) Favorite Sports Team? Spending time in Pittsburgh and in New York made me a fairly big fan of the Steelers and the Giants.

48) What song do you want played at your funeral? "Simple Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night? Recruiting.

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Well... I live to see another day.